22 August 2017

If you're boycotting the NFL because they haven't fired kneeling players, you're the problem

Hey, if you don't like football, don't watch. I understand.

But if you are boycotting the NFL because you are mad at a handful of pampered athletes kneeling during the National Anthem, your ire is grossly misdirected.

Those kneeling players aren't following NFL orders. They are just expressing their (unpopular) political viewpoint. What do you want the NFL to do? Fire them? The way Google fired James Damore? You were all in favor of that firing, right?

Sorry, it's hard for me to keep track of whose ox is being gored, because I try to concern myself with principles. Remember those?

And the reality is that in 99% of regular season games, the National Anthem is not part of the broadcast, so the only reason you know about that silly, obscure protest is that the anti-footbal liberal media wants you to know about it. You know, the ones who have lied for years about domestic abuse spiking on Super Bowl Sunday.

So you go ahead and be a sucker. Get played like a fiddle by the anti-football forces.

See you at the Super Bowl.

05 August 2017

I understand you can read. You just don't. #RTFA

We just keep getting dumber and dumber.

On Friday, the Washington Post published, the tweeted, and article titled "Rural towns in the eclipse’s path are bracing for a flood of smartphone-toting visitors"

Ha ha! How out of touch are those east coast, cosmopolitan elites! Don't they know even us rubes have smartphones?!

The mockery was hilarious and fun!

And utterly stupid and misdirected.

The article had nothing to do with small town flyover folk being puzzled by them smartphones. The key word in the headline was not "smartphone," it was "flood."

You see, the article was about how the towns, planning for an influx of visitors, had the foresight to coordinate with cellular providers to set up surge capacity to accommodate all the tweeting, Instagramming boobs from the surrounding countryside.

Is WaPo out of touch? Yeah, probably. But this article wasn't. Not even a little bit. Not remotely. Not at all.

Let me hashtag it, oh ye of short attention spans: #RTFA*

I understand you can read. You just don't. Everything is stupid.

That's how Trump got you.

*Read the F***ing Article