20 March 2010

"But the individual components are very popular!"

"Would you like a cookie?"
"That'll be $5."
"Um...I guess I'm not that hungry."

"Are you free Friday night?"
"Can you babysit my sick dogs?"
"Um...I just remembered I have plans."

"Wouldn't it be great if everybody had health insurance?"
"Okay, then you stop going to the doctor so much and start paying more for your insurance."

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